Friday, July 30, 2010
Exorcist: The Musical - The Exorcism!
This one was just ever so much fun. More stanzas could follow. Please imagine extended dance breaks...
(Sung to the tune of "America")
Why did you call in an exorcist?
I’ll have a ball with your exorcist
Give it your all, Mr. Exorcist
Back in the hall you go, exorcist
Get thee behind me you Satan
I hope you do not mind waitin’
God’s holy power compels you
I wouldn’t buy what He sells you
Think you can bring in an exorcist
Look how I’m flingin’ your exorcist
Your ears are ringin’ now, exorcist
You like my singin’ now, exorcist?
She’s just a child, have pity
Go back to Vatican City
You will be gone by the morrow
Why am I sounding like Charo?
You can’t defeat me, you exorcist
Never will beat me, you exorcist
Step up and greet me, you exorcist
Then you can eat me, you exorcist
Don’t give up, we may be winning
Wait til my head begins spinning
God’s will is sure to take over
I’ll give this room a makeover
Stop bible-quoting now, exorcist
Satan is gloating now, exorcist
It is worth noting now, exorcist
That I am floating now, exorcist
Your fortitude is appalling
Feel how the temperature’s falling?
Soon you’ll be meeting your sure doom
Who put this statue in her room?
You cannot win, Mr. Exorcist
Save your own skin, Mr. Exorcist
Once I am in, Mr. Exorcist
Leave her to sin, Mr. Exorcist